Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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