do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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