I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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