the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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