last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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