Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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