Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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