i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I bet he comes in French.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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