i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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