Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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