She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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