I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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