The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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