I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she peed on how many people?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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