p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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