I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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