would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Randomize
