I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Swine flu. Run for my life!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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