Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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