If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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