Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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