just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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