Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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