dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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