Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Im part way to drunk.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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