oh god the rape fog is back!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think my moral compass just broke
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