Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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