her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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