In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Randomize
