Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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