i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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