somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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