those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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