Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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