Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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