in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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