The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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