can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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