nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Found your dick twin last night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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