well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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