She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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