So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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