she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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