Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize