I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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