yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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