He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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