Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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