i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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