I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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