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(573): View more from Missouri

Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??

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(212): View more from New York

yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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(207): View more from Maine

it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.

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(212): View more from New York

Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.

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(419): View more from Ohio

His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch

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(812): View more from Indiana

They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up

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(310): View more from California

I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.

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