Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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