Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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